5 minutes management course - 3 & 4

Ooo hi...!!!

it's been quite sometimes i did not "blogging" kinda busy with kehidupan duniawi... okay let's
continue with our short course....

No.4

A turkey was chatting with a bull " I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well... why don't you nibble on some of my dropping.." replied the Bull .." the are packed with nutrients".

The turkey packed at the lump of the bull's dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some of the dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after the forth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story :
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it wont kep you there

No 5

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a large field. While he was lying there, a Cow came by and shit on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in a pile of the dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out.. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for a joy.

A passing cat heard the bird sing and came to investigate and discovered the bird under the pile and ate him.

Moral of the story :
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shits is your friend
3. And when you are in the deep shits... its best to keep your mouth shut...!!!