Saturday, November 15, 2008

Assalamualaikum...,
begitu lama aku tidak mencatatkan apa-apa dalam blog ini... mungkin tiada kesempatan terlalu sibuk dengan urusan dunia yang tiada pernah berakhir... atau sebenarnya aku sudah ketandusan ilham... entah...

Tiba-tiba aku terasa begitu kosong dalam jiwaku... hatiku seolah ada peniti yang mencucuk dan mengcungkil... perit dan pedih bersilih ganti... puas aku cuba mencari punca segala perasaan yang tiba-tiba merentap kedamaian dalam hatiku... telah begitu lama aku tidak begini... apakah faktor usia membuat kita menjadi tidak keharuan... ada yang mengatakan pabila usia meningkat hormon pun menjadi tidak tentu... mungkin... well apa pun aku kini menjadi begitu bercelaru...membungkam segala rasa... marah... geram... sedih dan... entah... well... orang sekeliling juga tidak banyak membantu... menambah sakit hati dan bosan ... well as you grow old... everything change... ikut rentak dan mood masing-masing... begitulah manusia setiap detik berubah... semakin jauh dan semakin tiada peduli...

kekosongan ini... pasti akan ku isi .... akan ku cari damaiku sendiri... ketenanganku... biarlah apa "mereka" lakukan akan ku buang dan kutinggalkan jauh dari hatiku...
hatiku...hatiku jua....

Mmmmm......

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

5 minutes management course - 3 & 4

Ooo hi...!!!

it's been quite sometimes i did not "blogging" kinda busy with kehidupan duniawi... okay let's
continue with our short course....

No.4

A turkey was chatting with a bull " I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well... why don't you nibble on some of my dropping.." replied the Bull .." the are packed with nutrients".

The turkey packed at the lump of the bull's dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some of the dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after the forth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story :
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it wont kep you there

No 5

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a large field. While he was lying there, a Cow came by and shit on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in a pile of the dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out.. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for a joy.

A passing cat heard the bird sing and came to investigate and discovered the bird under the pile and ate him.

Moral of the story :
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shits is your friend
3. And when you are in the deep shits... its best to keep your mouth shut...!!!


Friday, May 2, 2008

5 MINUTES MANAGEMENT COURSE - LESSON 2

LESSON 2 :


A husband is getting into the shower just after his wife finished, suddenly the door bell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word Bob says.." I'll give you $800 if you drop the towel..." After thinking for a few minute she drops her towel and stand naked in front of Bob.

After a few second... Bob hand over the $800 with a smile... and leaves. She wraps herself back and goes upstairs to the bedroom. The husband asks her " who was that ? " " Oo its Bob our neighbor she replies. " Ooo great ... " the husband reply in a happy tone.. " did he says anything about the $800 that he owes me ...?"

Moral of the story :

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

5 MINUTES MANAGEMENT COURSE

Assalamualaikum,

Well.. after receiving such comments from our successful corporate people, I therefore would like to share with them some of the simple and straight forward topics... and of coz very much related to their corporate world



5 minutes management course :



LESSON 1 :



A priest offered a Nun for a lift. She got in the car and crossed her leg forcing her gown to reveal her leg. The priest was stunt and nearly had an accident. After back in control he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The Nun said in surprised tone " Father..., remember the Psalm 129..?" The priest grinned shyly and removed his hand. But while changing the gear he simply let his finger slid her leg again.. the Nun immediately said again with more higher tone , " Father.. remember Psalm 129..." The priest quickly apologized " sorry sister........, but the flesh is weak.."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got down the car and sighed heavily and went her way. On his arrival at the church the Priest rushed to look up for Psalm 129 .... and it says......




" GO FORTH AND SEEK..., FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY..."




Moral of the story :

If you are not well informed about your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.



to be continued....

Sunday, April 27, 2008

RETIREMENT

Hi...!!
Thanks to Fatimah, my dear friend that indirectly show me how to become a "blogger" and after 5 comments, I somehow or rather manage to create my own blog... (well ..!! species yang memandai bukan nya pandai)
taking this opportunity to talk about retirement...well... retire means as dalam kamus OXFORD
1. to give up one's regular work because of advancing age
2. to withdraw, to retreat
3. to go to bed
so dalam ertikata lain... melepaskan segala kebiasan yang rutin... jadi sebenarnya untuk "pergi" ke alam ini pun sesungguhnya bukan mudah...kalau tak bersedia boleh "mati kutu" kata orang.. therefore... kalau yang rutin dah tak ada... maka mesti buat rutin baru... yang ini yang payah sebenarnya... silap hari bulan...di katakan "buang tabiat" sebab benda tak pernah buat tiba-tiba buat... mesti ada yang terkedu.., tergamam and entah apa ter.. lagi lah... especially for couple... that has been living for years.. with "normal standards" suddenly.. yang retire tu buat rutin baru... yang tak pernah dia buat... terkedu partner dia... mana tidak contoh... kalu dulu si suami ni asyik sibuk kerja... keluar dengan bulan balik dengan bulan lah kata orang sibuknya lah dia so isteri jadi nombor 14 ada ke tidak ke tak jadi masaalah bila "perlu" tau mana cari kalu tidak pandai-pandai le...and kena lak couple yang " biasa " je .. jadi si isteri pun dah "terbiasa " dengan rutin tu nak pi mana cuma perlu cakap tak yah "elaborate" so bila dah retired... si suami tu dah tak de kojo jadi bila dah terlalu... " sonang " apa di pandang jadi "lapang" kalu dulu isteri ada depan mata tak berapa nampak.. la.. ni isteri duk jauh sikit pun dah nampak kosong ibarat rumah laa kalau dah besar sangat... bubuh 4 set sofa pun nampak lapang lagi...penghuni penuh pun masih rasa sunyi dan kosong macam tu la dalam kepala orang yang dah retire especially lelaki ..well we look at the bright side.. the hubby.. now is showing their love and effections... (dulu tak dan sibuk and banyak problems) so take this opportunity to treasure the love thats once hidden or tenggelam dalam kekalutan dunia...moderen...jangan lah terkedu bila kita nak keluar tiba-tiba terpacul dari mulut suami "pukul brape you balik" he is actually telling you that he is damn blady lonely in this "big" house ...

sesungguhnya...
bagaimana bisa aku nyatakan
kehilanganmu bagai lukisan tanpa warna
ketiadaanmu bagai sajak tanpa makna
bagaimana bisa aku luahkan
sesuatu yang dulu bukan kemestian
sesuatu yang dulu bukan kebiasaan

sesungguhnya...
bukan dulu tiada apa yang terpendam
bukan dulu tiada apa yang teransang
cuma ...
waktu tidak cukup panjang
ruang tidak cukup lapang...
maka...
jangan ini di jadikan penghalang
biar... hati dan cinta di ransang
memenuhi setiap ruang dan ranjang
agar hidup penuh kasih dan sayang...

Aduhhh... bersajak gurindam madah seloka lak dia ye... well sajak..sajak gak... seloroh..seloroh gak but just think..
the truth is everywhere if we believe,
chance will come if there is time
give yourself a chance to treasure the time
and time will definitely create the chance