5 minutes management course - 3 & 4

Ooo hi...!!!

it's been quite sometimes i did not "blogging" kinda busy with kehidupan duniawi... okay let's
continue with our short course....

No.4

A turkey was chatting with a bull " I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well... why don't you nibble on some of my dropping.." replied the Bull .." the are packed with nutrients".

The turkey packed at the lump of the bull's dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some of the dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after the forth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story :
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it wont kep you there

No 5

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a large field. While he was lying there, a Cow came by and shit on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in a pile of the dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out.. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for a joy.

A passing cat heard the bird sing and came to investigate and discovered the bird under the pile and ate him.

Moral of the story :
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shits is your friend
3. And when you are in the deep shits... its best to keep your mouth shut...!!!

5 MINUTES MANAGEMENT COURSE - LESSON 2

LESSON 2 :

A husband is getting into the shower just after his wife finished, suddenly the door bell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word Bob says.." I'll give you $800 if you drop the towel..." After thinking for a few minute she drops her towel and stand naked in front of Bob.

After a few second... Bob hand over the $800 with a smile... and leaves. She wraps herself back and goes upstairs to the bedroom. The husband asks her " who was that ? " " Oo its Bob our neighbor she replies. " Ooo great ... " the husband reply in a happy tone.. " did he says anything about the $800 that he owes me ...?"

Moral of the story :

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

5 MINUTES MANAGEMENT COURSE

Assalamualaikum,

Well.. after receiving such comments from our successful corporate people, I therefore would like to share with them some of the simple and straight forward topics... and of coz very much related to their corporate world



5 minutes management course :



LESSON 1 :



A priest offered a Nun for a lift. She got in the car and crossed her leg forcing her gown to reveal her leg. The priest was stunt and nearly had an accident. After back in control he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The Nun said in surprised tone " Father..., remember the Psalm 129..?" The priest grinned shyly and removed his hand. But while changing the gear he simply let his finger slid her leg again.. the Nun immediately said again with more higher tone , " Father.. remember Psalm 129..." The priest quickly apologized " sorry sister........, but the flesh is weak.."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got down the car and sighed heavily and went her way. On his arrival at the church the Priest rushed to look up for Psalm 129 .... and it says......




" GO FORTH AND SEEK..., FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY..."




Moral of the story :

If you are not well informed about your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.



to be continued....